Fillmore Shoot

Last night I was feeling "hella alternative" because I went to the Fillmore to shoot for a promoter after I got off work, which was an alternative to going to bed at 9:00. Chiddy Bang was performing. I guess they are underground because I didn't know what they looked like, so I Wikipedia'ed 'em earlier in the day while I was at work, but Wikipedia had no photograph, so I had to Google.

When I did the publicity shots there were "hella chickz" trying to "jump on" them (Figure 1).



However, the performers seemed completely impervious to their groupie's feminine charms (via pure, undiluted interracial workplace bromance) (Figures 2 and 3).





The people there were extremely alt, especially via braces, henna, iphones, metal signz, and having "jeeesus on their neck-uh-luss"es (Figure 4).



The event was being promoted by a company that rents textbooks or something to college kidz. They do something involving textbooks + internets, not sure if it is like netflix (sending physical books around by mail) or involves textbooks as e-books (for ur kindle, etc.) The company handed out free alt sunglasses to everyone at the concert, but because it was dark inside and about 30% of the people who arrived weren't stoned, a fair number of attendees found the glasses too dark and popped out the lenses, which littered the Fillmore floor (Figure 5).



Not sure if Chiddy Bang are "selling out" by being associated with the company. Maybe reading is hella alt. The company mascot is an egg. (Figure 6A).



This bro and this broette were "trying to have intercourse" but someone had vandalized the Wikipedia article on how to do it, and they got confused. Fortunately though, this bro is being "safe" (via sticking his tongue out the side of his mouth opposite the egg). Also note that the egg can see (via a burqua-like patch of cloth) (Figure 6B).