MENTHOL UNIVERSITY PRESS: blindness

7.05.2010

blindness

7 comments:

A2 said...: this is hard 2 read bro.; July 6, 2010 3:49 PM
張怡 said...: 認清問題就等於已經解決了一半的問題。.................................................................; July 9, 2010 2:01 AM
宥妃宥妃 said...: 世間唯一永恆的，就是改變..................................................; July 13, 2010 7:26 AM
婷珊 said...: 加油！充實內函最重要！Beauty is but skin- deep...................................................................; July 15, 2010 8:05 PM
賢林賢林 said...: 休息才能再次出發-隨時保持好體力-加油..................................................................; July 18, 2010 9:51 AM
Erik Stinson said...: fuck; July 21, 2010 10:36 AM
A2 said...: we will finally be free of this spam at menthol.edu.

I don't understand the "convince people to pay money to look at photographs of naked asian chix" business model. Life is a great mystery.

WARNING: Even if menthol.edu launches, you will still have to "deal" with my "blhogging".

The genre of menthol.edu will be "foamcore".

At a club. Talking to a woman I have met a few times before. We are both broaholics in our own ways. We are enabling eachother's behavior and for some reason discussing wedding cakes.

E: "I want another drink."

A: "I want a drink. I'll buy."

E: "Thanks."

(we walk to the crowded bar. i have overtipped the bartender enough that he provides me with obscenely good service)

A: "Gin-and-tonic sapphire and- what do you want?"

E: "Gin sounds good. Maybe gin-and-tonic. Or vodka tonic. Or gin-and-juice."

(indecisiveness annoys me)

E (to the bartender): "Which is healthier, gin-and-tonic or gin-and-juice?"

Bartender: "Gin and juice. Tonic has- it has- there's something in tonic..."

A: "Quinine."

Bartender: "So, gin-and-juice is healthier. Sapphire?"

E: "Seagram's is fine."

A: "It's not healthier if you have malaria."

(the bartender does not charge us for the drinks. i remind myself to over-tip him even more in the future)

My check-word is "unnizes".; July 21, 2010 11:28 AM

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