I am conducting a survey as part of a psychology experiment. Please examine the image below, which I shot last Wednesday (click to view larger):
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Please answer the following question by posting comments:
If the woman on the left punched you squarely in the forehead so as to leave a temporary pattern of bruising in the shape of a crucifix, would you (select all that apply):
1. Feel surprised?
2. Feel confused?
3. Feel acute class consciousness?
4. Feel aroused?
5. If nonreligious, undergo conversion to Christianity?
6. If Christian, lose your faith?
7. If Jewish, feel the urge to listen to NPR (National Public Radio)?
8. Wonder if your drink is HD (High Definition)?
9. Feel unsure of the difference between yourself and Bruce Springsteen?
10. Worry about the impression you will make on a prospective employer during an upcoming interview?
11. Wonder if you are blogging?
12. Feel afraid of the internet?
13. Feel postmodern?
14. Other (please specify).
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Thank you for completing this. The data gathered will be used to compose a paper for publication in the journal of the American Psychoanalytic Association. I have a $280,000 grant to study the psychological effects of being punched in the forehead by women wearing leopard-print shirts and costume jewelry.
4 comments:
just seems glam
U R Being A Nonbeliever.
P.S. Saw Whitney Fr. this Sunday at about 3AM. He's doing great. He's an amazing photographer (too bad he shoots Canon, otherwise we could trade lenses). He is "steampunk" so now I understand what that means.
wtf. how is he steampunk? r u shitting me?
No dewd. His glasses are hella steampunk. Brass/gold tubular rims. Also, he goes to Burning-Man-type events which are pretty steampunk, and he's into geodesic domes. Bukminster Fuller was basically the father of Steampunk.
When we were walking by the Dishes at Stanford (huge radio telescopes), he was taking about a guy he met in Lisbon who was hella into conspiracy theories. The guy thought that radio telescopes were actually used to project microwaves which were reflected off the Moon (Earth's moon) in order to produce weather events (such as Hurricane Katrina) or cause industrial disasters (such as the Deepwater Horizon spill).
But what I want to know is this: if the Illuminati control the world by microwaves, can some Illuminati guy just pour some cold water in a container of Ramen, walk outside, and call in a surgical microwave strike? "Not too hot now...don't want to have to wait forever before I can eat it..."
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