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12.17.2009

ten things i want to write about if i can stop eating my parent's food

'home for the holidays' so i might want to catch up on things that need addressing:

1. story about buying weed for my mom
2. story about my dad getting a 'sick flat screen tv'
3. 'feelings about seattle'
4. ode to bars in north seattle
5. 'feelings about oakland'
6. horror mystery based on VHS tapes that have recently 'surfaced' called 'lo-fi death'
7. black metal love poetry
8. confusing atheist explanation of christmas ritual
9. three really good porn scrips
10. really profitable ad copy

watching jay leno right now. might die or have a beer.

2 comments:

GWL said...

let me prioritize your priorities by what my preferred reading is:

now, this system may be confusing but the first number listed is the number of importance and the number that follows in parentheses will be the item from your original list.

1 (6)
2 (8)
3 (9)
4 (1)
5 (3)
6 (2 but only if it involves weed)
7 (7, well played)
8 (4)
9 (5)
10 (10)

go. write. you beautiful bastard.

Bobby said...

wat

1, now

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