http://www.boozecats.com/

look them all.

smugly consuming cats AS IF there is nothing wrong with it.

"it's a good way to meet new people"

"it's how my friends and i bond"

"it helps me get laid"

and the age old excuse "everyone is doing it"

you poor bastards. i know you're young and much of what you do is influenced by The MTV but c'mon. do you realize what all that cat hair does to your small intestine? or what happens when all that dander builds up in your stomach?

you look down upon those with 'pet allergies' and turn them into outcasts for not being able to partake in your ritualized celebration of bad choices. you act as though they would be better off dead but don't hold a non-hypoallergenic pillow over their faces just yet.

when all of your insides seize up and you find yourself on your hands and knees hacking up hair balls for the rest of eternity, those 'outsiders' you ridiculed for sipping on a hairless canadian (aka sphynx) on thirsty thursday, they will be the ones you need to reach out to for help.

but before you do, be sure to wash the cat hair from your hands before your groveling begins or else we're all really screwed.

and if that isn't enough, think of those poor cats raised on farms strictly for your 'cat pong', 'cat stands', 'flippy cat', and let's not forget the despicable 'kitty power hour'.