how oakland are u?

do u no longer care as much about organic foods?
do u drink half pints of ancient age often?
do u think 'my bike lock is something i can rely on more than most things'
do u give yourself tattoos while watching grindcore videos?
do u wonder 'what does love mean when there's no money and no time?'
do u say 'i love this bar very much' on tuesday mornings