Tao Lin writes some type of innovative Erik Stinson fan fiction in email

"Dear Erik Stinson,

Thank you for your professional, polite email about your manuscript. Muumuu House's list is "full" for the next ~5-7 years, after which things seem "too uncertain, at this point" to "do anything," but if you want to email the manuscript to the Muumuu House email address I would like to "peruse" it at some point in the future, for purposes of personal enjoyment/curiousity.

Sincerely,
Tao Lin"

- From an email which passed silently between Tao Lin and Erik Stinson's gmail accounts.