Heterosexual Man Problem

Dear people of the Literary world,

Men and women are not the same. Many strait women want strong men who protect them and not show weakness. Men would like to be able to do that, but most of them can't. Many strait men are tired of fucking up the world and are no longer interested in being in charge. They smoke pot and play video games. Strait men realize they are on the way out and are probably not going to last long without a serious shift from broken patriarchy to either functioning equality or functioning matriarchy. Men, more than anything else, want to be taken care of. Women, please rule me benevolently.

Maybe gays should take over. Or maybe they have already. Take care of me gays. I'm so lost. And all alone with my elephant guns and fishing trophies.

-From the deathbed of E. Hemingway